Welcome to Soundsnopes, where we bring you the truth about music. My name is Edvard Soundsnopes and I am one of the last remaining true “music journalists”. My reviews are 100% unbiased and my features are unaffected by the manufactured “hype” of the culture industry. My small team of contributors and I have made it our mission to find truth wherever it hides and uncover the essence of music while dispelling the nefarious lies we are spoon-fed daily! We have been at this since 1919 and have no intention of stopping anytime soon, despite the monopolizing oligarchs that would swallow up every last shred of true artistic thought and homogenize it in an “artificially intelligent” commodity blender. Who needs critical thinking in a world of background music? Who needs a great record when we have 7 second tick tocks? Who needs artists when we have “tags”?? Well, Soundsnopes is proud to object with the utmost intransigence and highest indignation. Soundsnopes will always insist on truth, candor, and the unique power of art to transform us in ways we cannot control.
